Scientology: Disgusting Cult of Booger Eaters

Michael Reuss, Hud Nordin, 09-10 Aug 1999

From: mreuss@mciworld.com (Michael Reuss)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: Scientology: Disgusting Cult of Booger Eaters
Date: Mon, 09 Aug 1999 10:19:04 GMT
Message-ID: <37b2ab15.7147446@nntp.lightlink.com>


> martinh@islandnet.com (Martin Hunt) wrote:

>I never was flattened on bullbait; when my SO sup
>in LA Pedro Bossio started sticking his boogers in my mouth, I
>stopped him, told him if he did it again I'd beat the living
>shit out of him, and luckily, he stopped.

[and from a subsequent post by Martin Hunt about booger eating]

>... instructors who teach [booger eating, TR Bullbait] tech to
>everyone in Canada, the US, and Mexico were themselves instructed at
>the cult's world headquarters in the late 1980s under direct
>supervision, as we were told, of International management.

There you have it, it's official. Booger eating is 100% Standard
Hubbardspew Brand Dreknology.

Thanks for this powerful memetic "hand grenade," Martin. Up until now,
I had no idea that Scientologists were routinely expected to eat
boogers in their TR sessions. I think this little fact might help to
counteract in a big way, the shilling done for the cult by their
celebrities like John Travolta, Kirstie Alley and Chick Corea.

Of course, it goes without saying that John Travolta and Tom Cruise
probably didn't have to eat boogers in their TR Bullbait drills. On
the other hand, John and Kirstie obviously like to eat; maybe they saw
this as an opportunity for a quick snack?

Think of those poor bastards who sit there and gulp it down. And then
they probably follow up their meal by telling themselves how superior
they are to us mere wogs.

Scientology really is a disgusting cult.









Michael Reuss
Honorary Kid

From: hud@netcom.com (Hud Nordin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: Re: Scientology: Disgusting Cult of Booger Eaters
Date: 10 Aug 1999 01:31:41 GMT
Message-ID: <7onvdt$fcm@dfw-ixnews3.ix.netcom.com>

In article <7on4di$min@dfw-ixnews14.ix.netcom.com>,
Keith Henson  <hkhenson@netcom9.netcom.com> wrote:
>Michael Reuss <mreuss@mciworld.com> wrote:
>
>:> martinh@islandnet.com (Martin Hunt) wrote:
>
>:>I never was flattened on bullbait; when my SO sup
>:>in LA Pedro Bossio started sticking his boogers in my mouth, I
>:>stopped him, told him if he did it again I'd beat the living
>:>shit out of him, and luckily, he stopped.
>
>: [and from a subsequent post by Martin Hunt about booger eating]
>
>:>... instructors who teach [booger eating, TR Bullbait] tech to
>:>everyone in Canada, the US, and Mexico were themselves instructed at
>:>the cult's world headquarters in the late 1980s under direct
>:>supervision, as we were told, of International management.
>
>: There you have it, it's official. Booger eating is 100% Standard
>: Hubbardspew Brand Dreknology.
>
>I have been here from Helena's rmgroup.  I thought I had a good handle on 
>scientology, but this just shows me that when you think you know a 
>subject, reality turns out to be weirder than you could have ever 
>imagined.  

>This has *got* to get into one of the national magazines.  Keith Henson

I pushed the booger button on my Scientology-brand haiku generator,
and it coughed up:

  Scientology:
  Do you want to save the world?
  Then eat this booger.

  Is it NOTs or snot?
  Stay in Scientology;
  You'll swallow them both.

  Scientology's
  Creator, L. Ron Hubbard:
  Bogeyman or boogerman?

  Scientology's
  TR Bullbait: eat boogers.
  'Snot a religion.

  Scientology:
  You give the cult your money;
  You get back boogers.

  Scientology:
  Making the able more able
  To eat a booger.

It wasn't done, but I pulled the plug.

Hey, I feel a little less resentful of Scientology's SecretDeal[TM]
with the US IRS, now that I know that by paying more than my fair share
of taxes I am helping Scientologists learn how to eat boogers and like it.

Bon appetit, clams!
--
Hud Nordin <hud@netcom.com> Silicon Valley